There are things our beards can do that are weird and wonderful.
They go beyond the scope of what any non-bearded man may ever even realise.
In fact, there are so many things our beards can do – it’s impossible to
list them all.
So, we’ve had a good word with our friends over at the IBS (Institute of
Beard Sciences, not Irritable Bowel Syndrome) to see if they could….